Ahoy, matey! International Talk Like a Pirate Day be once again upon us! Ye landlubbers wouldn’t know it, but there may have been a reason the scallywags of the seven seas downed so much grog: their oral health habits were atrocious!
Avast! Ye better be swabbing yer poop deck, er, teeth twice daily and flossing regularly to avoid the bloodcurdling pain our swashbuckling brethren experienced! Forget and I’ll be forced to make you walk the plank and the Tooth Fairy won’t share her booty! Arrr ye hearing me?
